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nuderefsarebest: I know you’re probably all really sick of...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:20:18 -0500

I know you’re probably all really sick of seeing this, but my book Bedside Manner is available on the Kindle. There is a free sample of it available at the link, just click to “look inside”. If there are any WWII buffs out there, you might like this book. It his a work of historical fiction, and a fictional biography of sorts:

Nicklaus Fleischer dreamed of growing up to be a doctor. Few dreams, however, can remain pure under the shadow of the Third Reich. On his journey to become a doctor and soothe his troubled home life, Nicklaus discovers the terrible steps his nation has taken to fight a war not just on the front lines, but against its very own citizens. The government changes the value of ‘Do No Harm’, and with it, Nicklaus’s dreams to better the lives of his fellow man.

This is a fictional biography set during a grim time - a tale of life, death, love, and loss that is not for the faint of heart.

Please take a look and see if it’s something you might be interested in. It will be out on paperback hopefully within a week or two, if you don’t own a Kindle. If you don’t own a Kindle but would still like a digital copy, Amazon has a Kindle reader for PC and Mac that is free to download and use.

I know I’m not going to sell a million copies, or anything, but every little bit of income helps. I’m really proud of this piece, too, and I feel like it would be a rather enjoyable, if a slightly grim, read.

If you do decide to buy it, or if you’ve already bought it, please leave a review on its Amazon page! I would love to know if you enjoyed the book, and it helps to draw new customers in! Also, if you like it, please reblog. Since I am self-publishing, my blogs are the only ways I can really advertize this book, and I would appreciate any signal-boosting I can get!

(OOC post)

What is your favorite kind of tea, sir?

Tue, 08 May 2012 18:12:07 -0500

I’ve actually never been a tea-drinker. The only kind I’ve ever really had is a nice cold sweet tea with a bit of lemon. I know there are several other kinds, though. Are there any you would recommend?

Ey, d'you play chess any? Cause I found a real nice set in the music room. Wouldn' normally ask folk I don' know very well, but nobody on my team really bothers with it an' Bosko's kinda... Well, he's doesn't really get it. -displacedmarksman

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:30:51 -0500

I used to play chess. I haven’t in a very long time, though. It used to be quite the sanity-saving pastime for me.

kills as in no assists, I love pocket medics.

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:30:01 -0500

Then I suppose it would be more like 1:1. Medics are the primary targets of almost anyone on an opposing team. I’m afraid there is no to not get killed a fair number of times.

What is your respawn to kill average?

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:37:32 -0500

Well, being a Medic, I tend to stick to healing my teammates rather than engaging the enemy in battle. I believe it’s around 1:3, though.

Tuesday Again

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:01:13 -0500

You know what kind of answer you’re going to get if your question involves my sexual orientation - just to forewarn you.

Do you have any sibling? Are there more BLU Fleischers around for crushing defeat by team RED?

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:00:38 -0500

No, I’m afraid not. I was an only child.

How do you feel about cats? More importantly small ginger tomcats?

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:00:20 -0500

I uh… well, I like cats. I’m not sure why, and I suppose it doesn’t matter what color they are.

Aw, you're so lonely here! No one gives big enough crap to ask for anything! Perhaps your heterosexuality scared them off. You know, because you are just so straight.

Tue, 08 May 2012 10:59:50 -0500

Very funny.

Well, what kind of questions are you looking for?

Tue, 08 May 2012 10:59:38 -0500

Preferably reasonable ones that don’t involve my sexual orientation in any way.

No Questions?

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:39:06 -0500

Perhaps I should color myself relieved…

nuderefsarebest: “Second Chances” From a TF2 altverse RPMy...

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:38:41 -0500

nuderefsarebest:

“Second Chances”

From a TF2 altverse RP

My Medic OC, Nicklaus Fleischer, suffered an extremely unorthodox first Respawn. After months without incident, his body started attacking itself. Fortunately, the blood-brain barrier allowed the League to salvage one organ. The transplant operation was extremely risky, but, Fleischer was the first to survive being hooked into the wetware interface of a prototype medibot chassis.

(OOC post)

Herr Reynard informs me that it is “TMI Tuesday”, again. How unfortunate.

Tue, 01 May 2012 19:02:49 -0500

Herr Reynard informs me that it is “TMI Tuesday”, again.

How unfortunate.

I know I'm probably asking for it, but...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:32:00 -0500

…I am terribly bored.

Questions, please.

I would certainly hope you would know better than to ask those...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:31:00 -0500

I would certainly hope you would know better than to ask those sorts of things - of anyone, not just me. It’s very cold here at Well, too. It’s even started to get chilly inside the base.

I manage, though.

By the way, you might want to reword that bedding bit - people might take things the wrong way.

I hope all is going well at the new base.

slimegrrrl: DUN DUN DUN What utter nonsense.

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:55:28 -0500

slimegrrrl:

DUN DUN DUN

What utter nonsense.

Really, why do you even bother trying?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:32:57 -0500

Really, why do you even bother trying?

Sunbittern by ~KopakasGhost

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:01:19 -0500

Sunbittern by ~KopakasGhost

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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:25:31 -0500

fragdenmedic: theblackbirdofmedicine: fragdenmedic: People like you are the reason I took up...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:33:56 -0500

fragdenmedic:

theblackbirdofmedicine:

fragdenmedic:

People like you are the reason I took up “recreational” surgery in the first place, Herr.

Really? Recreational surgery is how I got a kushy job at Dachau. We should have tea some time over a dead horse and talk about it.

Oh yes, let us have tea.

We can discuss what happened to my dear old Jewish grandmother and so many of my neighbors. I can tell you delightful stories about what became of so many of my lovers and friends because they made the mistake of loving other men. All of them are dead and tortured due to the arrogance of useless creatures like you.

You may think these things make you rebellious and cute. You may think that the crimes of others excuse your own.

But none of that will save you from me.

Don’t worry though, you will help me make a great many contributions to Science before you leave. Finally you will be of some use to the human race!

If there is anything left of him when you’re done, Herr, do send it my way, bitte?